Sunday, November 16, 2008

What Do Wrestling Kick Pads Feel Like

looking to rent basement

Most readers will know, or at least suspect, but I have a huge problem: I have a terrible fear of going to the basement! Now, however, has recently taken place something that made me, my horrible primal fears - after all, the innate Keller man is not! to overcome and get into my own basement -.


I heard that is at night when I lay in my old crib and cuddled up in my bunny pajamas, was an unusual noise from below. A terrible suspicion crept over me, which was reinforced by some strange comments in other blogs: Hildegard head nurse seemed to have made in my own cellar.


So I climbed out of my cot and Tapert in the dark - armed only with my Mickey Mouse Flashlight - in the basement. There I was, however, a terrible discovery, but now helps to fill my savings account, opened the Mama for me, good. Matron Hilda, the light of my practice, that opened in my own basement, intermediate storage for psychotics. There she stacks the poor fellows in closets, it is with psychotropic drugs calm and collected huge sums from the members.


When I discovered her now that her bad company is no longer a secret from me, she opened me her cold-blooded double-entry bookkeeping, and it took my bar the language. Without further ado, I decided to enter into the business and now we are even planning to open a franchise chain.


Well, my urgent request to you readers and the people: If your a corner in the basement have left, please write me and most insane take away even less space than you might think, especially when they wear a straitjacket and sedated .


only serious COMMENTS WILL BE ANSWERED!



And now I go for a drink, come with me, Hilda?




Actually, in my basement to very funny.

Sunday, November 9, 2008

Exotic Sewing Patterns

Hyhnerbains Eve Tip

Soon she comes back, my dear readers, we all loved time of year celebrations! Some of the older readers will remember the fact that they once used to be committed to expel demons and evil spirits of the old year. Meanwhile, the civilized people have realized that unfortunately is not possible because politicians and the leaders of all church-goers can not live drive by noise. Nevertheless, it remained the custom to set fire cracker and let fly colorful flashing missiles hissing into the night.


But as my esteemed readers know, not everyone out there on their screens the opportunity to buy at high prices cheap firecrackers from Poland. Yes, even the poor people want to celebrate New Year and therefore access to resources, of which I as a physician but can only warn: Please never play with flatulence and a lighter! This can have very serious consequences! The patient, last of the New Year's Eve party was leaked to me the following image may still not re-sit for long! So you would rather shoot the bulb with a double grain from, but let your hands off gas experiments, particularly since gas at the present time is far too valuable commodity, as that one should do so careless faxing!




PS: I will celebrate in the way Mäggi corner. Enjoy your meal.

Wednesday, November 5, 2008

Can I Exercise During An Herpes Outbreak

NOTICE!

Dr. Hyhnerbain on Wednesday, 28 November at the internationally renowned VHS Meckenheim, which is always rightly mentioned only in the same breath as Harvard, Yale and organizing, a block seminar. Theme of the six-hour event:

"Who am I, and if so, how many?"

Exactly, it is about schizophrenia. The doctor will provide participants with problems help with their split personalities. Steps should be addressed to difficulties in daily life of a schizophrenic with himself:

• I can remember not the names of my personalities.
• My personality can not stand A B personality to die.
• How I split my personality in everyday life particularly effective?
• My personality is in love with A B personality - what now?
• We're not united, do we go?
• Who responds to a question?
• Who remembers the secret numbers of the account? • How many
buy movie tickets, one must so you are not a scam?
• Can I talk loudly with my split personality?
• Are separate bedrooms make sense?
• How long can I still television, when my other will I sleep?

Important: Please bring to class split personalities! The number of participants is limited to 400 characters by the way, also is charged according to individual personalities!


tool for splitting of the personality.