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Dr. Hyhnerbains egg diet

As I learned from Mom and the other women at the hairdresser's, women seem to be very interested to know the latest diets and test themselves. So I thought that should not also serving my beauty farm are missing and failed veritable Using one of my patients developed a completely new form of diet:

the eggs diet.

The egg diet is simple: Take a large egg, swallow it down with a cup at a time until it gets stuck in the throat. There is allowed to stay there a week or two, so that one is taking any solid food in the situation. Only when the body weight is reduced by the desired number of kilos, you pricks with a skewer or a toothpick (depending on neck size) and must break the shell of the egg as a reward after the first solid food diet eat. But beware! Use the egg through the mouth opening aufpieken not stand directly in the neck! Risk of injury!

also Caution! Should be the egg has become lazy, recommended that the auszuwürgen better and swallow raw egg on its fresh take an egg!

The patents for these wondrous eggs are of course in my diet, respectively at the Patent Office in Munich. I also strongly urge them to do this diet without medical supervision: It can cause serious damage in the upper digestive system!

appointments would now accept Hildegard of course, but unfortunately on vacation, so I'll probably serve need. Incidentally, I would like a little egg donation, in the experiments happened so far are my stocks have been depleted and the egg-man is but again only after Pentecost

your Dr. Hyhnerbain

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Vade-mecum, my friends!

After I had read in the last game of golf that dentists make much more money, heal er, patients from their terrible suffering, I thought, I'll also have a small dental practice. But I bought a used barber chair, which I, the patients all day up and down and then pump maltreating. For drilling came to meet me that I recently spent on the Grabbeltisch Aldi was able to buy an original Dremelowitsch and an old hammer blow for the serious cases I had in the basement are in anyway Baudreck. Her you can not imagine what kind of a fun to malträ these poor, whining patients, treat uh. So, once a complete, next please!

Milo G., 32, of Paderborn, was a particularly serious case. For several days I needed to reduce the calculus. At least I could sell this stuff later to the local brickyard.

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I am currently only little in my online practice. This is of course because I'm an old Raffzahn always keen to secure new business opportunities for this with the approval in this country is such a thing. You can apply not really imagine what is here already considered malpractice, well. So I've recently been on vacation, er, made an intensive training and trip to Haiti where he attended a three-week seminar healing spirits. I even get a certificate, in which I was allowed to enter at the beach my own name.

I was allowed to experiment in Haiti only to formerly kindred spirits, I have kept to my uncle Gert-Gustaf, the so intent on consumption Schlämmtons gray-green, was the least able to heal is not even an internal balsamic cure his bad heartburn. When he finally died on heartburn, his stomach gloster several days. Luckily, Christmas was just because the cozy light adapted for at least seasonal mood.

Now I'm Uncle Gert-Gustaf thus conjured up in Port-au-Prince and then summoned his heartburn, that it should stop. What can I say? I had to take only three rum and hey presto, Uncle Gert-Gustaf heartburn away. He said, anyway. After this first big success, I would now like to continue with the realm of the supernatural and the paranormal . Deal For example, I was able to home in my youth room ready to lure the green fairy to me.

your doctor Hyhnerbain

PS: As an opening offer, there are cures for all spirits at favorable three-quarter price!

uncle has delighted I was to meet again, I still owed him 12 francs. It was also never been to Haiti.

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now back from a dear friend, the revered DocTotte, I was drawn to the following story. I want to emphasize that I find impossible!

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Hyhnerbains Mama

you I wanted to introduce my wife mom. First let me say that I never Máma say, but rather the second "a" repeat, just as Elizabeth of Austria-Hungary has always done in the film version of her life. Such is Mama:

She is a proud, love and above all, beautiful woman. To many it seems a little conservative, and I must confess that it almost from the 19th Century. So now not only spiritually, but literally. Their real date of birth is unknown to the family because her baptismal certificate is unfortunately burned down in the Franco-German war, together with the chapel, where the instrument was stored. Sometime around 1900 now learned this very pretty woman my dear Lord know Dad, which I of course just as the second "a" would insist - as it should be indicated. Both were married after only a few decades of engagement from a deep love and after a few months ago I saw a child of this love, this cruel world.

Dad, who had studied a long time in Switzerland, so I was baptized in the name Urs took it soon after his license to practice was revoked for no reason, to Africa. Here he was a victim of apartheid, because he usually wore black suits. Moreover, it could not stand this stupid Mr. Krueger. Whatever. So we had to go with the home-brewed ointments, creams and tablets made from goat's shit all over Africa. Always on the lookout for local sheriffs, because the always want to believe not that my dad was a miracle doctor.

disappeared one day Dad and Mom went with me to Lesotho. From the money we had taken as a family, we moved two a poor, little villa with only 32 rooms and only 147 servants. This terrible time of poverty influence me to this day. Here I was allowed to study medicine, but then to follow in the footsteps of my father. From where I'm going to tell the next time a little more. In the villa we lived like real bohemian. Mom baked me once a week, potato pancakes with apple sauce and pulled me to love. Of the remaining potatoes, then we have always burned vodka.

give it to me for Christmas the way, today, every year a new bunny pajamas and this year I even get a pocket money increase. She says the dollar is worth so little that now makes up no more. When I grow up, I would also consider a quack on the land. Mama says, however, something they did not once keep up. And a woman I should not have. Mama says, are not good enough for me to do only one thing. Whatever that is - one. I once asked, "Mom, tell me please what is the one?" Since it has only turned around and "Oh!" made.

Do you know what that is? This one? Can you help me there? Hopefully not only reads the Mama!

your Dr. Hyhnerbain