Tuesday, September 29, 2009

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My dear patient,


already I have elsewhere pointed out the close link between dental hygiene and overall body health. The melt in the mouth was then advertised now so good that I finally again could buy a new golden crown that I might still do very well. Although I also acknowledge, to have a very good crown hairstyle. I fly every week for very good reason to Munich hairdresser.


now drives me the desire to purchase a further crown, I've even been a considered. But I need money. So I retired a few weeks and developed a fantastic, completely new device that I have boldly given the name "Tongue". So you can now remove almost completely hygienic and without side effects these little creatures that gather on the tongue, complete and not cockroach is there more to mischief ! Drive


The patent is already registered, thieves can get nothing, and on the other hand, it is now the head nurse in order to submit Hildegard.


the way, the tongue depressor is not covered by health insurance, so I offer a small loan service at the back of my hut!


your Dr. Hyhnerbain



The tongue depressor. Can also be used for beheadings if necessary.

Thursday, September 24, 2009

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against too much blood and high spirits ...

... helps the completely new, I personally developed Candiru -welfare practice treatment.

After my guinea pig named Hauke August thanks to the numerous thunderstorms could bring to life again, I finally had a subject in order to prove the high effectiveness of Candirus, which I had previously assumed only theoretically.

Hauke well known, have long suffered from excessive blood and wealth was the perfect patient for this treatment. During this multi-day, highly successful experiments that I alone, for legal reasons, not allowed to call "clinical study", I am now successfully Haukes blood pressure of 150 reduce to 90 to values of 70 to 30. If this is not a resounding success once!

So if you love something special should secure an appointment! Gets today and make an appointment with Hildchen, it's just arrived back a fresh load of these funny little creatures from South America, just waiting to inflict upon my patients their salutary effect!

way of Candiru also helps against major boredom and has been recognized by the first health insurance as a real pain!


your Dr. Hyhnerbain

side effects: Treatment with the Candiru is completely harmless, but can cause great pain. Attention Allergy Info: The Candiru may contain traces of tetramine.

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

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Historical city walk in the footsteps of Africa

The title may perhaps not sound so interesting. But it was very nice, the weather played and there were not any traces of Africa, but African traces in Hamburg. Speaker was Heiko Moehle, who explained many details of the Hamburg City Hall, led by the Africa House, and other long-established carriers. Similarly, we were appalled at the oldest shop of Tropical equipment that is in close proximity. created
How much wealth from trade, of course, the slave trade through Africa in Hamburg - it is incredible dimensions. And today - ages later - Hamburg has developed the most popular African city in Germany.

"The history of Afro-Asian migrants in Germany with the cities of Berlin and Hamburg closely. Africans we met in Berlin in the 17th century as Hofdi, musicians and soldiers of the Prussian state. Jancke The Prince of the Gold Coast ( Ghana) visited already in 1684 the Elector Friedrich Wilhelm and the famous Wilhelm Amo, also from the Gold Coast, graduated 1729 in Berlin, "On the Rights of the Moors in Africa." The Free Hanseatic City of Hamburg as the largest port and commercial city in Germany attracted business people from Africa and Asia. Hamburg as the headquarters of the largest shipping company in the world, HAPAG (Hamburg-American Packet joint-stock company, founded in 1847) carried more than their harbor slaves, immigrants and goods in the New and Old World.

The diplomats, businessmen and students of Africa and Asia came to the end of the fifties, with vessels of this line to Germany and then one spoke of Hamburg as the "Gateway to the World." Source: AFRICAN AND ASIAN IN HAMBURG by A. Khaliq Kaifi

The next meeting of the historic African exchanges will be revealed on next Friday, 25.09.2009 instead. contact you get on the Hamburg Academy of Mission, Rev. Sabine Förster

Sunday, September 20, 2009

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Viva Colonia

Eureka! Cologne has begun ...
After the first feeding stages and application history to the extent that the kitchen is 90% complete and I also the first week, the so-called orientation days are over.
After last Sunday had some doubts whether everything was really well because they were wiped out on Monday morning right!! I went hiking on Sunday after a further stage of the Sauerland to Cologne and had once been half of my stuff that I really wanted to take left at home ... On Monday, it all started and we had a nice introduction in the auditorium of the University of Applied Sciences Cologne. We were about 380 new freshmen and the first break I've already met the Max, which I promptly got invited to stay with me the first week. Julia then have to get into our two-person team and we were already three freshmen who can be introduced into the bottom of formalities and FH Gedo.
What are tutors ... Where can I get more information ... Who are my classmates? were the first questions were answered ... Then apply for our first we had to decide seminars and Max, Julia and I have pretty much the same courses, which will sometimes be quite funny:)
afternoon was then regularly as it should be for normal students, in a cafe and then home.
wanted on the first night, I quite happy with the Underground, the first evening, which was organized by the tutors for the Erstis, but I've beaten 3 hours stood at IKEA and various furniture maintenance, because they were already almost sold out and then had I absolutely not in the mood to celebrate everything go ... What is the second evening was done, however, there was a free beer party in the Roonburg, where Max, Julia with her roommate and I are pretty much amused !!!!!
went with significant headache, it then on Wednesday in the FH and were back on decisions to decisions. We have three of us, of course, opted for the same tutor group with the Peter and Ilona, what was in retrospect a really good decision in my opinion! Peter is the circus and experiential learning in terms quite adept and Ilona hats educational experience also technically very good mood and so it is still very funny with the two!
On Thursday, the FH just went to 13 clock and then was the city with the rally began on Erstis and FH terrain with many bottles and fun ... We were then second to arrive, however, were definitely the funniest!
'm home I will no longer alone down because a fellow student also comes from Unna and so it was not quite so boring the whole journey.
Now I bring this week have all kinds of construction sites to an end, so I then from 28 9 can really start studying! In that spirit, I'll
times return and look forward to work tomorrow ... up for from Cologne

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My dear friends,

I say it plainly: I am lonely in my new abode. Spa guests are unfortunately not at all, once one of the women apart from Mtumbe comparison, the least paid quite well for their weekly pack of sewage sludge. But because I'm so alone, especially at night, I thought that I should adopt a pet. Unfortunately, there is the part of my strict landlord a couple of conditions (so may cross my pets either individually or stacked in my size, which is very stupid because I'm such a big fan of giraffes that I own an impressive collection of small terracotta giraffes in scope, at least in Maseru is unique).


am now so I went to the local pet shop and asked the seller to show me a small but very exclusive pet, preferably a dog. The looked at me a moment, scratched his chin and asked me if I was not the doctor who lives in the adit hut. Of course, he has called my villa only in jest, but I immediately recognized and said kindly, smiling Yes. As the seller schnippste suddenly his fingers and disappeared into a back room. All of a sudden he came back with a little fur ball in his arms.


Well, what can I say? I am now the proud owner of a Peruvian fighting dog. The seller even showed me the family tree, which must remain, of course be a notary public with him. Now I can no Italian and all, but I have seen very important in the documents, which refer to "Garantia de equipamento limita" and "Como obter assistĂȘncia para Garantia" was the speech (I think those are the parents of the small worm). Then the seller has not said, I myself, if I pay a small extra charge, must come up with even a name for the animal, which the breeder association experience but of course never, ever allowed, because my pet will otherwise be taken away (where I can write so, we are Finally, us). The names of 1,000 U.S. dollar fee I have it of course added to the normal price of $ 5,000 as a foolish purchase price immediately. You have to imagine the times: For a few giants, I've got a real race Dane!


For that I am now faced with the problem occur to me to have a name for the little ones. I thought you can help me maybe. And while your making me suggestions, I can still play a bit of retrieving, I can bring back the boy throw the ball quite great and can he also almost, if I give him a little help you. Incidentally, I find it very appealing that this dog has not yet barked once, but only squeals with delight. Nevertheless, I have a little bit worried because he has still not touched the dog food. He is surely not been ill? I mean, how do I get a doctor here?




My little Peruvian fighting dog. The seller said that they were originally bred to hunt cockroaches.

Saturday, September 5, 2009

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The next step ...

... is done! The kitchen is so far in the bag. A beautiful country kitchen, fairly large and a cooker with ceramic hob, oven (like new), sink and lots of cabinets. Next Saturday we can go pick up from Dortmund and then straight to Cologne and build on it!
We have, in fact already the first celebrity contact in Cologne ... When we on Thursday unexpected things ran through Cologne walked us at once a little chubby, unshaven, almost bald young man on the way and I have all the time trying to figure out who that might as well be ... Oli P.
looks in reality, however, exactly like on TV !!!;-)
Upcoming Day I may then have to spend money for children documents to fill student loan application, letter of motivation to set up and collect my letter yet ... The documents to France I have to send away yet, and oh oh oh, a lot to do! Good but that are less and less by little the old things ... Fanfare is logged off, found apartment, including kitchen, which are so worry this already "disappeared" and I can focus on the new, hehe
In this sense, I'll motivate me once and start writing!

Thursday, September 3, 2009

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So ...

... now it is almost officially ;-) today were Martin, my new roommate, and I have apartments in Cologne, and viewed directly and also had two to choose from and we have opted for a chic apartment ...
My new address is as of next Monday Anna Strasse 64, 50968 Cologne ! First, we will cancel all of Monday, things are breaking down there and 14 to 17 I'll definitely be in Cologne, since my introduction days in the university. And then look at times when it starts properly.
Housing in Cologne ... First of all, find a commission-free housing is already an update on Tuesday We were together and after a couple of flats looked in the Inet and some found. After sorting out the 60% proisionslastigen Apartments, we had all 3 apartments left, and it only 2 viewings by 10-a clock and the other by 18 clock! On Wednesday I had again looked in the Inet and yet found an apartment that was just in our claims about ... The appointment, I then also denied the same and we are now set off tomorrow. After a few jams later and after a beautiful sunshine that came through after a significant rain, we were in Cologne. The first apartment was in the Grembergerstr. A very nice thing, but for our needs a little large and with 725 € a little pricey-but at least free of commission! After visiting a few sighs and whether the beautiful balconies and beautiful views We agreed that the brokers should have to report and we moved on. The owner of the Anna Street had called in the meantime and asked for a postponement because he was a little unwell ... obtain so we went to the university by some resident technical information-what has proven to be difficult, as the bulletin board in the canteen straight away to the strike was. Then we walked slowly to the street and Anna were there too early ... So we have already tried the Greeks around the corner, very tasty and were then to 20 before our appointment at the apartment. There, waiting already 2 girls and the supposed landlord ... Because we thought that it was over, as we had been shot down now really into this apartment ... We took all the top-the house is under roof and visited the apartment ... I have perforated the landlord all the time with questions, so he was not even on the idea with the girls to talk big ... When we had finished up the girls said that they would consider it still and that was our cue ... we are still left watching the cellar and when the girls were gone did I mean the landlord a little pre-reserved and that we still have such a long journey and take the apartment directly and would then have the conversation turned to the beautiful garden and I'm also a possible direct or Contract with the landlady dusted that a 6,000 square meter garden has grazed. Then we went to his car and have all the necessary paperwork filled out on his bonnet, addresses exchanged and can then rest again on Monday in cucumber to Cologne in order to sign the lease and begin to withdraw schonmal ... Woohooo!

The new life can begin in Cologne!