Monday, December 8, 2008

Bridal Dresses Talbots

Hyhnerbains pedicure

gentle reader!

you have 85 pairs of Manolo Blahniks? 73 pair of Jimmy Choos? Or 96 pairs Gucci shoes? And all the shoes you are too small?

Here at last is the long-awaited professional solution!

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dates can now be agreed with Head Nurse Hildegard.

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Sunday, November 16, 2008

What Do Wrestling Kick Pads Feel Like

looking to rent basement

Most readers will know, or at least suspect, but I have a huge problem: I have a terrible fear of going to the basement! Now, however, has recently taken place something that made me, my horrible primal fears - after all, the innate Keller man is not! to overcome and get into my own basement -.


I heard that is at night when I lay in my old crib and cuddled up in my bunny pajamas, was an unusual noise from below. A terrible suspicion crept over me, which was reinforced by some strange comments in other blogs: Hildegard head nurse seemed to have made in my own cellar.


So I climbed out of my cot and Tapert in the dark - armed only with my Mickey Mouse Flashlight - in the basement. There I was, however, a terrible discovery, but now helps to fill my savings account, opened the Mama for me, good. Matron Hilda, the light of my practice, that opened in my own basement, intermediate storage for psychotics. There she stacks the poor fellows in closets, it is with psychotropic drugs calm and collected huge sums from the members.


When I discovered her now that her bad company is no longer a secret from me, she opened me her cold-blooded double-entry bookkeeping, and it took my bar the language. Without further ado, I decided to enter into the business and now we are even planning to open a franchise chain.


Well, my urgent request to you readers and the people: If your a corner in the basement have left, please write me and most insane take away even less space than you might think, especially when they wear a straitjacket and sedated .


only serious COMMENTS WILL BE ANSWERED!



And now I go for a drink, come with me, Hilda?




Actually, in my basement to very funny.

Sunday, November 9, 2008

Exotic Sewing Patterns

Hyhnerbains Eve Tip

Soon she comes back, my dear readers, we all loved time of year celebrations! Some of the older readers will remember the fact that they once used to be committed to expel demons and evil spirits of the old year. Meanwhile, the civilized people have realized that unfortunately is not possible because politicians and the leaders of all church-goers can not live drive by noise. Nevertheless, it remained the custom to set fire cracker and let fly colorful flashing missiles hissing into the night.


But as my esteemed readers know, not everyone out there on their screens the opportunity to buy at high prices cheap firecrackers from Poland. Yes, even the poor people want to celebrate New Year and therefore access to resources, of which I as a physician but can only warn: Please never play with flatulence and a lighter! This can have very serious consequences! The patient, last of the New Year's Eve party was leaked to me the following image may still not re-sit for long! So you would rather shoot the bulb with a double grain from, but let your hands off gas experiments, particularly since gas at the present time is far too valuable commodity, as that one should do so careless faxing!




PS: I will celebrate in the way Mäggi corner. Enjoy your meal.

Wednesday, November 5, 2008

Can I Exercise During An Herpes Outbreak

NOTICE!

Dr. Hyhnerbain on Wednesday, 28 November at the internationally renowned VHS Meckenheim, which is always rightly mentioned only in the same breath as Harvard, Yale and organizing, a block seminar. Theme of the six-hour event:

"Who am I, and if so, how many?"

Exactly, it is about schizophrenia. The doctor will provide participants with problems help with their split personalities. Steps should be addressed to difficulties in daily life of a schizophrenic with himself:

• I can remember not the names of my personalities.
• My personality can not stand A B personality to die.
• How I split my personality in everyday life particularly effective?
• My personality is in love with A B personality - what now?
• We're not united, do we go?
• Who responds to a question?
• Who remembers the secret numbers of the account? • How many
buy movie tickets, one must so you are not a scam?
• Can I talk loudly with my split personality?
• Are separate bedrooms make sense?
• How long can I still television, when my other will I sleep?

Important: Please bring to class split personalities! The number of participants is limited to 400 characters by the way, also is charged according to individual personalities!


tool for splitting of the personality.

Monday, September 1, 2008

Mini Skirts On Big Sale

Self is the man, uh, the woman!

My dear patients!
Time and again unfortunate creatures to me, who believe in the wrong living body. Thomas A. A patient, for example, wanted to be Dieter B. (I missed him a proper break in the genital area that has not passed him). And other than male patients come into the world, but prefer to have a female body. Previously, this complex and especially needed expensive surgery. But using a sophisticated technique, it is me now managed to make at least the part of obenrum cost. With the silicone syringe Hyhnerbain 3000 double-D, the self-made bra no longer a problem!

Order online today from the strictly limited and numbered Hyhnerbain 3000 double-D for the Super Special Cheap Price Only or € 99.95! They receive a can of silicone and an instruction manual in Korean! I also put himself in a certificate of authenticity! And you know what is the best? The first three orders today will get a second can of silicone for the other breast for free! Call immediately! Hildegard Rabiata and wait at the telephone sets to your call! Hurry up! There are only a few Hyhnerbain 3000 double-D there! Only while stocks last! And only in Germany!

Sunday, August 3, 2008

Gta Vice City Unhandled Exception C00005

NEW! Now inpatient treatment! TOLL!

My dear friends and patients! I have finally paid off
the Siberian CT and I can afford a new addition to my practice. Since I noticed is that the largest profit margin is in-patient treatment, I have started to rebuild my practice in a private clinic. A hospital bed I've already bought, the first woman or the first patient may test lie before - provided that or the one who is privately insured, because the budget for the cash Pack, uh, the other sick people is, unfortunately, already been completely exhausted.


your Dr. Hyhnerbain


PS to the nice gentlemen from this pharmaceutical company: All right, we can make the trip, I wanted to ask again whether we are the number of tablets for seasonal flu is not a little can cut, because I got so much to Christmas but never prescribed and Mom is already so much looking forward to the cruise for Christmas! Since I told her about it, she practices all day in the bathroom on the tiles shuffleboard with the good china and a scrubbing brush!

Wednesday, July 30, 2008

Belikin Beer In The U S A

My new favorite bar

Yes, the romantic view out the window of my youth room forces the eye of the viewer directly to my new favorite bar that I visit, had been the holder of the Kaiserecks a somewhat abusive argument with mom and me ... well ... the Kaisereck not seek longer if I still want to continue to get potato pancakes with kidneys from Mama prepared. Now here I go night after night , if I have the annoying herauskomplimentiert patients with all their unpleasant disease from the premises of my practice.


I would hope you also estimated, reader, one day welcome at the bar of this pub and buy you a gentleman to be allowed to cover.

your Dr. Hyhnerbain

Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Mole Hurting When I Touch It

view from my youth room

doubts were expressed, low quality side, as I would like to stress that I had in the last entry is not scanned my youth room. Well, I want to dispel these unfounded doubts and grant my dear friends can now conduct a view from my window. In front stands at the window My favorite plant 'Irmhild' I think since 5 Birthday cherish and care. The ashtray is there only for ornament, mom has forbidden me to smoke when I was 21st Before, I could not even anyway.

Friday, July 25, 2008

Female Doctor Check Genitals

Our first visit from Germany and

Listen up, ye false noses! Now it goes on! Joar, if you know nothing clever, to apologize for the long absence, then you just be offensive, so no one gets the idea to complain about. This was admittedly's a long dry spell. Man, now that not every fart is new and exciting, you have to report not much more real. It should come yes photos of new house, but only just, when all is resolved and each room presentable. The trick of the matter is (I'm behind but also only come gradually): This happens nieeeeeh! It then searches frantically maybe some part, contributing from the top layer of some boxes - but the remains are stacked next to it and waste is not stored. Laziness is really something ugly XD

Here is an Foti of our visit:


Yes, parents, siblings, friends, ashamed of what - in terms of first visit you are pre-empted those two friendly "companions" (ha). We had them until a few days and even learn eim advance - "?. Do you have enough space Well, we get it next week" for free Oh yes, then come again. The lift of the two you will probably come from better known than the people here or the rest of the world. Whom the gap is still strange: It's carpenters to leave.
Wikipedia informs: "So may the foreign written in its travel time not to enter a spell of mostly 50 km from his home ... He may not have your own vehicle and only moves on foot or hitchhiking. Public transport is not illegal, but frowned upon. He also needs to be made always wear his gap. ... [He] has always been honest and proper conduct, so that the neighbor is also frowned upon. "
" All his belongings stowed the wandering journeyman in Charlottenburg or Charlie [actually only a larger cloth, in the everything is wrapped up.] ... In the accompanying hiking book collects the 'Tippelbruder' ... Seal of the cities he visited villages, having at the mayors 'proper auditioned for the label'. The pilgrimage may be canceled only by truly compelling reasons be. If that were a break 'dishonest', the book would be withdrawn and walking 'hung up' the gap. ... After a journey of time, depending on the shaft, 2 or 3 years and one day you can register a local guy ... "
Well, so were the two 8 days with us and have a little bit hard on the walking time rested. The Wii it ran an average of 17h per day and our evenings were filled my 18-hole golf tournaments (... it takes ...). But it was funny anyway. You have sealed our windows even with so nem foam adhesive strips. Toll. Now they have moved on and hike to the North Island I have them in early September then ne booked trip to Tonga. (- if you're ever in the area ...* g *) and then it goes back to Dtl.

So, here we want to focus thematically beautiful in the title, I do sometimes end here. We have also now> asprobieren our newest Wii game: P What else is going on, but I have to rouse again the next day. Huiii!

Friday, June 20, 2008

Little Finger Numb And Cold And White

Golf Bracelet

Well, who would have thought that, but now I sign yet again, even before Claudi ever thought about blogging! And today they would really have had time enough time * gg * s why I blog is easy, because there are two great things to report, well actually even 3, but we have cut out before Portugal even thought of any! Germany is and remains nunmal a Tuniermannschaft * gg *

Well but there are other things happened, as you know safe (or not) are currently * the world championships of poker in progress * gg And there was a young German quite Large cleared, he was in fact the title in the Seven Card Stud Hi-Low Split back 8 or better and the heads up against one of the truly great poker player * gg * Well, the happy means Sebastian Ruthenberg, and in 2005 his poker career with 5 $ and today plays the biggest tournaments online! He is now one of the top 10 of the German Tunierspielern! Well I wanted nurmal tell, although it probably hardly any of you interested in * ggg *

So then the interesting part of my post * g * I was in fact this is the first time in my golfing life! Yes golf really not just a mini golf course, here also called affectionately putput golf * gg *
So how did it happen, the local association of auto repair shops and suppliers are held once a year a golf tournament, set in which each workshop, a team must , since Tim has raved about it properly then we started, more precisely, Tim, his brother and I, as Peter had to be there on the birthday of his daughter and Steve is still in England and enjoy the nice weather! So
I am an absolute beginner, I mean I had never been a golf club in hand, had already somehow then pretty jitters before the first shock! God was thanks to the team before us, a beginner, but even then had the same hit the ball, although only a few yards was wide, but still * sigh * So I was tuned, and even before Dave (brother in law ) and Tim! 1-2 swing time trial, a couple caught up tips and schwwwwwuuuuffffffff tong was the ball and the alternating even quite far! I have first enjoyed as a lark, Dave and Tim laughed properly because they have expected anything else yes but not I land a 100% transparent hit! Oh now I must then do it again a brief excursion into the rules to make this tournament before I can tell you more!

rules: Each team is allowed a tee the ball and then at the best ball back into play, however, must not one where the ball is hit, but only the other members! Example: Dave, Tim and I hit the ball from the T, Dave has shot the good races, must now Tim and I from the landing point of Dave's next hit ball, but Dave, who has made previous proposal! Then, when my ball is at best, only Dave and Tim to continue playing from the landing point of my ball and I do not!
but once you're reached the green, should all try their luck from the team, no matter who was beaten in front of the ball!

Well in any case equal to three was the 2nd ball from me the best of us and I was able to suspend proposals * gg * After a few more good then but for now it was over with my beginner's luck and I have cut neatly in the air! added only when it then started to rain cats and dogs and I ran quickly to T and have beaten only a short rehearsal chair the ball off the tee the spell was broken * gg * and my team-mates properly laugh at, because I had the previous 10 proposals problems had to take the ball at all! Well then I will have succeeded better than a few super discounts, only when I have to putt failed to last mercilessly! This requires I also say that both of my players have putted very well and I had so few opportunities since added auchmal get something!
Well it was definitely a great atmosphere on the pitch, despite the onset of constant rain and a very, very hilly terrain! Not least because a quad was involved in properly, which each team has always provided generous with sausages and beer! * Gg * So this kind of golf I really like and I'm sure the next time it again!

Even after the 18 holes was still great atmosphere in the clubhouse, a lot of beer has gone and of course there was an awards ceremony will be at least 16 11ter become what According to Tim one of the best placements of water street motors in such tournaments * gg * is the last time is Peter that is asleep at some point on the road and Steve had problems properly hit the ball * gg * I am looking forward to when the two next time are attending!

Ok, now I'm also, alas I can not comment properly, which was the last male already pretty sparse!

Greetings, Stefan

PS: BTW, we have ne request, if we let ourselves do not even accompanied by a camera team so 2-3 days would then be broadcast on Vox! But after my bad experience with the newspaper article, I think we Better not do that * *

Wednesday, June 18, 2008

Other Ideas Instead Of Rizla

move is made, we! We prefer to

Hey gg her, now there are also times to hear something back from me! So as you know, we moved last weekend and it was really even a shit weather * gg * exactly passent, but thank God we finally get everything dry in our new home! For the larger items, we had our nice pickup company, because I can pick me whenever I need it now :-) have opposed including keys to the workshop so the fact the weekend work is only my laziness * gg * naja and I do not know very many cars I could repair, as would be honest in the moment only 2 and in both cases I think it is done with V-belts tighten, but you never know!

Jo is still supi to work, makes extremely fun and it is much * rumgewitzelt gg * Tim may not be in any shit job to say that determines the car developed by a German was * gg * there are those of us Official brands represented in reality the last shit :-) Chrysler, Citroen, Peugeot and Fiat have recently put a sometimes thought to be infected in the car with the torch! But what the hell, the part of the French people it is intended praiseworthy if you really make something different in every car, so that you know what you nieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeemals to do and how long it takes now!

God, thanks to you the idea of German cars on the part of the mechanics rather bad, so to me every VW, BMW or Mercedes is supplied pushed what I am really quite right! As an oil or changing the timing belt is at least still easy money! The best this week was a 2001 VW T4 2.5 TDI service and timing belt replacement! Man, I've enjoyed * gg * the only downside was that our dear Office Lady a drive belt has ordered, which included also the 2nd timing belt, so I that had to change also, which is a workshop without a matching engine tester but not to it rather as the injection timing is controlled by the diesel pump and usually should be corrected! but what the hell, you just stop a few more Makierung and already works also!

Hmm, what else is there? We just started a new trainee, which is something of a pre-training, where he has 3 days a week and 2 days of theory lessons Works! Who now thinks of Berufbildenesjahr in a vocational school, the leigt but completely wrong! All right, the themes are maybe the same, but you only have about 12 trainees in the class and then still highly motivated, this is because the price of a such a year to the $ 5,000 and you then get even a training course if super cut! Should not be so hard on the fabric, maybe I am applying because times as a teacher if my English is a bit better! But now back to topic, after this training year, they then have a chance at a training course for training as a car mechanic! The training will be 3 years and takes place entirely in the workshop! Well there must then also buy a little tool and are then first fully fault! So you start then stop in its normal Kiwileben!

Apropo in debt, I think I must go to ask for a raise * gg * or I am waiting still for 6 months until I'm fully :-) But as I start to then? Just say Peter, that somehow I feel my already above average for NZ Salary not clear yet and would need something to look much more * gg * times, I might watch me again the salaries to the competition offers so! For if I'm out to get some parts for my sake, Toyota or Nissan, is there always such a great note, we are always looking for mechanics, but please send us your application * gg * so openly solicit the competition I have not seen yet !

Also last Saturday when I drove the first things here for our new house was, here is the complete rental family gathered to perform work for more "last"! One of the sons-in-itself has a workshop and he had been a few questions for me after he had heard that I'm Mechanics * gg * How did you come to Water Street motors, how long you work there already, how you like it like that? And I had the feeling he had it to you on the lips all the time asking me if I do not want to start with him! Did he then not yet married * gg *

Well now I've rumgesülzt pretty and I really had to tell even more, but I was just in between talking with Claudi and had forgotten it again :-( So if
It occurs to me again, I'm still nen another post, otherwise the next time you hear something good and then you hear from Claudi also determined neat thing about our new house, we'll also have pictures!

Greetings, Stefan

Saturday, June 14, 2008

Large Cyst At The Base Of Dog's Tail

again ^ ^

Ah, a truly relaxing weekend * cough * Yesterday we already have a good part of crates and small items taken to the new house - now then the bulky Good Now (that's the part where I just wild swing my arms around you need to conduct). And tonight we will have our first night sleeping in the old bed, but new location haha. Let us hope that our bed can also build an x-th time and still has the desired stability. Internet, we have re-registered - it will then take "4 working days" (or indefinite length) until the new House will be unlocked. So first we will get back a few days and no more can not be achieved as well. Only no one makes unnecessary worries:) Wow, so exciting!

Sunday, June 8, 2008

Why My Back Hurts When I Have My Period

What is this?

Well, there you have always bitching about how small our home, we have now been looking for a new stop. This may not be as beautiful and not as new as the first, but for a bit larger and centrally located. It also costs a bit more. The image is you might not pull the stool, but the landlord will probably soon be making a little something at the house. Let's hope that works out. We pull over this and the next week, so send anything to the old address. Greetings

Thursday, June 5, 2008

How Much Does It Cost To Get Rims Dipped

Stats - outrageous!

of postscript after a bit of statistical Gegucke: Google search for "blouses uniform-sex-sexbilder-sex" ... Who was the one of you, huh huh Huh?? Real bad.
And four visitors from Qatar ... hmm ... yet you were the dad! >:) Distortion here the foreign-country statistics. - Well, yes and I also can not be ruled out that we mess even the Statistics New Zealand a little something.

Wednesday, June 4, 2008

Funny Marriage Card Writings

WINGS

Well, now I have made my married. Not such great fear had held me before, but rather absolutely enormous laziness ^ ^ It's not easy for a (hard, very very hard) work (yes, that hard) to come home and an hour later to rouse again and again to drive into town. Yesterday I's, however, made it - who wants what must finally do something for it - "coming out of your comfort zone", the mentioned here. I like my comfort zone, that's for sure, but I wanted to chase up a few times and new friends for us. No sooner said than done ... or at least tried.
So yesterday I did the first time at the monthly meeting WINGS (Women's International Newcomers Group Social - Happy Donkey Tours reported on 28.3) participated.. First, newcomers had to fill out a form. Among other things there was asked about his interests. Hmmm. So computers, video games, poker ... no, better not - then I would definitely win any friends in this group. Well then stop ... uh bake (I do that even really like), read (* cough *), dup Tues what you have ... by hand - no, that would go too far. Then I got even more so nen red "Hello, my name is ..." stickers, pressed into his hand and took place in the gay circle.
Then play was snappy. For a long time Performances there was not - everyone's name and the country where he comes from - were recognized for 10 minutes, the time stopped (no joke). Well, it went off the X from Canada, the Netherlands from y, z from Germany ... and of course the esteemed ladies from California A and B from Montäääna. That pleased me. Not everyone Geolehrer could confirm that this is negotiated by countries, but fortunately, the listeners from other countries were worldly enough to be able to imagine the rest. I then presented with "Claudia from Lower Saxony, Saxony-Anhalt, formerly from. A lady [thinks]: "Groan, where please? Probably such a third world country ... "(not the first time that an American would have thought Germany would be in Africa.) probably would be the only reasonable" country "label Europe have been ... I love
prejudices and stereotypes, based on facts base = D
The evening has to be me at any rate not fallen. It was about massage, make-up, map reading, coffee drinking, women groups, beauty day books. Constrained conversation with the person sitting next included. Ate pizza for dinner with a dose of garlic (I) -> lucky again * gg * Well do not know the women were nice to me not really, especially not the word leader (Mrs. Montääna). Two German were there - a still relatively fresh and the other has been living here 4 years. Since then was basically complaining the most about the kiwis and how much of this is funny anyway. Well, German have in New Zealand somehow the same starting point and are therefore easily into conversation, but that is probably not necessarily mean that you otherwise has much in common ...: /
Well, can say: Been there, done that ... (Not gonna do it again) It's getting corny. Would want to hear your views (reasonable) tips to get to know how to (reasonable) people. Unfortunately, yes isses like this: If you want to make NEN act out,'s will in all likelihood even after a ... Well hmpf, Grandad, will always prefer to stay home ... ... unless MK invite us to dinner and Felix (sometimes also for walking) * * ^ ^ rumbling around Tschüßl

Next time: We introduce the local computer club.

Sunday, June 1, 2008

Respiration And Basketball

Miscellaneous Blah-Blups

Hehe, I thought so, here in the cold north, the trees are easily tricked: What, autumn and winter - was non-ham! There is no reason to throw your leaves. Many of the native plants remain truly green, but just our monster tree in the garden is now - autumn after all - "early December" your heart and become the whole garden together house littered with leaves. Since we now need to get even so ne rake. Maybe that makes even our lawnmower man away if he mows the next time * g * - or he curses and leaves us ne message like "Do your shit kindly alone!" Who knows. Maybe I'll try even just the lawn with the scruffy brush, which is still in the back of the arbor, free to sweep ^ ^

Last weekend we wanted to really sleep a loose and have gone bowling. Before we were eating at an Italian restaurant - run by a German. The menu there was quite clear and therefore prices rather salted. The
Reservation bowling was again so I act like I say for 8:30 please. - At 7 we have something free. - No, unfortunately not fit, we want to go before dinner. - Half 8? - No, it also does not work. - Maybe at 8? - No, that would be too tight, 8:30 would be good. - Half-9 would you prefer then? - Jahaaa! - How many games do you want? - No idea, so many it up is no fun anymore. 2-3 maybe. - OK.
Well, blew first arrived there in front of the entrance, a dry bush across the street. Since we had apparently still fortunate that we had received the shock still ne-free path, which. On a train was Kegelopi the first snail how Bowlt properly, which then squealed wildly every time when the ball arrived and rear. Later, the Kegelopi have dared (which had its own flame bowling ball!) and its Rocker aunts who all seem to belong to the store, then even a mild boredom games. Hui, so there really stitched the bear! I would also strongly advise everyone to pre-order on NEM Saturday night there - sometimes you have to count but that, just get up 7 something. Then today we have

holiday. Ha-haaa! Who knows what is celebrated today hm hm hm? That's right - "The Queen's Official Birthday (Sometimes known as "the Queen's Birthday" - [! Editor's note: A Village simplification]) is celebrated as a public holiday in several Commonwealth countries. The exact date of the celebration varies from country to country, and it does not usually mark the real birthday of the sovereign (Queen Elizabeth II was born on 21 April 1926). In New Zealand, the holiday is the first Monday in June and usually serves as the opening weekend to the country's ski season. "Toll, ne? The celebration, I like to ...

So, just to let Sülz little update from me. Sorry that we now write less frequently. Probably have to pull together once again and will soon go a bissl more for the best. Will try - So check back regularly purely to miss anything! ;)

Saturday, May 17, 2008

Stand Alone Kodak Easyshare

Oh oh, here is already nothing more going on! * * Kopfeinzieh

Moin moin, yes I know we've been too long not reported and therefore the statement made by us exceeded limit of once a week * sigh *! The reason is actually quite simple, it does so slowly and you have to report everyday just not as much, or keeps things they no longer newsworthy!

Today you shall but once again get a small report! So what has been done so? Last weekend were to be Felix of MK and towed to a walkway, it was really in, walked up and down and up and down and in the end the whole thing back again! Was pretty anstrenged if you ask me but we have yet again made some nice pictures that we will sooner or later, of course, put back here in the blog! At the end of the tour there was still blueberry muffins chocolate by Felix and Mark * gg * as compensation! So that was really a beautiful day!

man then I do something funny happened on Friday, as two recent figures we stumble through the back door of the shop and start something in very bad English of oxygen sensor, you know? to stammer * gg * I told them then they can also speak German like :-) and what she enjoys the same have used! Well, after much back and forth to her, the problem not as bad as men's issued since it has probably located only in the wrong fuel type! Namely 91 instead of 95/96 octane.

Yes here in NZ we are still unendschieden on 95/96 octane and thus are found at some gas stations and at other blogs that! How beautiful it was with the European superstate as standart * sigh * Yes it's the little things you miss it then, and perhaps the fine highways, where you can also go faster than 100km / h * gg *

Well , I have the day time with Steve talking about the Kiwis are a bit limited really, they make the trends from the USA + Australia Just me and ill buy much much rather have a big V8 instead of once a somewhat more economical 4 cylinder, even though here in NZ, the main driving around on the (inner) city limits, and it has no endless highways as used in the two countries! But never mind, we can look forward then schonmal when the old Jeep so-40 liter V8 to 100 km to a newer umsteigt with Mercedes engine, then only 20 liters consumed in city traffic! And I would get by me even worse than the 10 liters of our car, which is determined in DE with 8!

Well so much time to what is theme here * gg * Oh yes, the increasing fuel prices are through the many gas-guzzlers here of course much worse than in U.S. I had to let me say, when I replied then that you would with a cheap 4 cylinder in NZ only half the fuel costs in contrast to DE has been rather silent again * gg *! I like the Kiwis, which never come to self-doubt!

Oh, what occurs to me there's just the Kiwis are very very very nationalistic, and if you come from a country where the kind of times is not so, it comes from an already very bad when wild in its advertising NZ only advertised products is to buy naja and a few other things that come to mind now, but not straight!
this is the best but that most products are just repackaged! So beautiful SKF ball bearings from Sweden is in NZ packed in a new box and "Made in NZ" Sold! Unpacking, ie 1 Katon cardboard NZ Open, then remove original SKF, SKF then openable box and the ball bearings found! They are the people here that make them think that their countries support! This act is not an isolated case, almost all products from German manufacturers such as Hella come here in "Made in NZ 'boxes for the end customer :-)

Nagut it was first with the slander of the Kiwis * gg * basically they know It just does not even better, is maybe also the fact that one leaves the school early to work at Pizza Hut * gg *

Here is a fine Video for you:


Download1 Download2

Even at the last video the download links are now added!

Greetings, Stefan

Sunday, May 4, 2008

How Long Does A Staph Infection Last

Auckland, the Second

I was then sent for the second time in Auckland. This time I had to get through two days furztrockenes Sabre-Traning struggle (that's the Coputer-booking system we use - white text on a blue background% /), but am not without a video came back. The following highlights are:

- Sky Tower -
The Sky Tower is the television tower of Auckland and with its height of 328 meters, the highest Building in the Southern Hemisphere. There are three observation decks, a revolving restaurant and bar in 60 minutes to rotate on its axis. "One attraction is the Sky Jump, which can be made from the highest observation platform. This is a special type of wire rope led base jumping, in which the Springer is also slowed by a program-controlled wire rope."

- Queen Street -
The nearly 3 km long main street in Auckland's Central Business District. The street is named after Queen Victoria and was already built in the 1840s. Originally, the Shortland Street Auckland's main street will be - but apparently nothing came of it is (it has unfortunately served only for the same nightly low-budget low-acting-talent-low-entertaining soap opera on channel 2. Queen Street, however, in addition to Auckland's main street is also the most expensive street in the New Zealand version of Monopoly. * G *

- various -
Our hotel room at the Rydges. My personal attention-quite-hard-to-the-sample-set-host cities. Bit confused, uncoordinated "Sight" seeing (or random buildings that are large and so beautiful shine). A search image is also present: My colleague (aka Mitazubine - white-gray jacket stares, stored on phone) runs past me without any one of us remembers 8) Small, crazy World ...

In the hope that not just some distant relative / friend of Cara (my colleague) speaks German and coincidentally comes on the blog, I have to get rid of the following story: I'm with her going down to Auckland and came back, I'm with airplane (19 seats all the way). Those who pay attention will wonder: Why? Well. Apparently, the child of her half-sister in Auckland was in the hospital. This, however, could not get away from Whangarei, because there was no one who had meanwhile been taking care of her other 3 children (under 4 years) because her boyfriend / husband is in jail. So my colleague was asked, but time please spend the night still there. My boss I was so kindly placed in the last plane home. The next morning, Cara wanted to be there really early to work, however, was the whole day, but until the following day. I learned then that the said half-sister was either somehow come to Auckland or my colleague, but again was at home (not quite came out) - in any case it came to the situation that Cara in her sleep by this same nurse for their cash and some more valuable items was made easier ... ???...!!! Whether that was the reason, however, why was she all day did not appear to work, remains open. My conclusion: It sounds like in "Shortland Street" ...

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Saturday, April 26, 2008

How To Play Rs At School

So, here it is again food for the hungry crowd! 1000

as promised I will give you today a new video, this time it is not as long as last time, it saves you you my stupid comments!

The video is actually just a brief swing through the Whangarei Falls have been filed with us and MK Felix there a small Stop! Here is the video:


What is it else like this happens? We ate on Thursday evening, delicious fajitas, yum yum, and then go in with Fleix nd played MK Wii, it really was a nice evening, we have to do in any case, once again!
yesterday, so Friday night we went to Bernie and Alex to the newly targeted house at the opening, as we have then gone on two other German couples and families to know! And this evening was really great, we've talked sher well, it was a lot of laughter and then somehow it was still much too early to end * sigh *
But never mind, you can not have everything!

The weather forecast seems to hold true and which means it is raining for us at the moment and really very much doll! Well maybe we'll come back anyway * gg * nnnneeeeeeee, somehow it is but great,-P

I wish you all a nice weekend, and you get then next weekend again a new video of me, then again a little bit longer!

greeting, Stefan

Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Do Flamin Hots Harm A Fetus

Hui of visitors ... Who was that??

FiesoDuck Hey you! Well, who here uses next to read is not too hard statistics? Yes, so we have a function that is - if acquired principally to satisfy our own curiosity. 1078 or so "unique visitors" - ie excl reloads the same day - until now. And an average of 25 per day. Class, huh? Where all these people come home ... That is, even if each of our friends and Familienhoschis every day looks to remain as still left a lot of mystery visitor. Some of them give themselves so as even to be seen with NEM and comment, like the Martin now the days and Anja some time ago (though we have not yet identified to date).
comments are wrong, but I'm curious enough to want to know who commented just because ! 8) So if anyone could imagine just before he comments on - a little something about himself where he comes from, etc. - the usual stuff;) * gg * Krrr hrrr hrr I'd find the good.
Our blog is now the way now and again found through Google. Whether it always was intended to find us is another matter. It proves, however, that one needs to apply a little imagination. Yes, because even with Google: "Should I ask Stan again because of the breakfast?" one comes to us. And that's intent. We've built secretly insane key words in our texts, so that anyone who has a bit strange interests get involved, here you can!

So, once back on topic, non. So we live in New Zealand. No, that is so slow sometimes could roll along the first visitors. If yes soon boring. Some boxes have been unpacked but not yet (Place: bed and breakfast) and we heard also the luma and the bedding of the poor estate agent wife, but that's not a state that is not change can - above all (or even only if) you have to.

Well, how's the weather? Cool. Interested in anyone at the weather? About the weather you can always tell good. Well, as we know, are the Kiwis so resistant to the cold. But then again not. Namely, they grumble at the moment know that it is very cold wear, but still shorts and flip flops, but ne fleece jacket. If it helps. The favorite vegetable is the tomato and the kiwifruit's favorite fruit ... na? na? na? ... exactly - the K. .. Banana. Kiwi Fruit is somewhere to place 6 or so. I've heard on the radio today.

this week we have the way, short week. Friday is ANZAC Day. What is it? Do you read here. "The ANZAC Day (acronym for Australian and New Zealand Army Corps) on 25 April is a national holiday in New Zealand and Australia The 25th April is the anniversary of the first military action by Australian and New Zealand troops in World War II, the landing at Gallipoli (Gelibolu - Turkey). in 1915 " Jaha! Bookmark bookmark! But must also know what / whom do we owe this long weekend ... Thank you.
before we have nothing - I will obviously work on my poker career so I will soon no longer perform this thankless profession needs * g * When I see that one of our girls the last two days still come to work for a few hours, although it is on vacation this week ... tss. Next week I am the way, two more days in Auckland for training for the computer reservation system. This is determined in such a rubber hammer action. Let's see if I also this time the ride with my colleague, live ...
morning we do with MK and Felix HUIIII Wii Game Night! We have many new games and could use this time our 20 GB of traffic right ... 35, or have done so out of it. The key is to selectively carry out a full 24 hours and then reconnect to have time = D Hahaa the slow idiots from Vodafone. Hmm, a 100 GB rate - after my last (possibly outdated) knowledge for business customers only have to - and expensive. If any check on occasion the whole thing again, with bear's leaves so already to some extent;)

So, that's it. You wish for anything? - To see or info? (Psst, requiring only 'n trick for comments;). hann Until then!

Saturday, April 19, 2008

Milena Velba Clips Blog

The dark side of New Zealand

Hello dear, I know the
you like it if we write about something more often here in the blog! I can not promise though it is more often than once a week in the future in that, but I am trying you will at least have what to offer interesting, or even a stupid narrated video * gg *

Today it's time for my Top 10 NZ but why is not that great! So of course that is just my personal ranking, and some things in it will have no place in NZ even though the majority would find most important * gg * but this is our blog and my ranking, so to cover * * gg!
So is a space for me personally as natürlichd worst in NZ and 10th place is certainly not as bad, just so you know how it is meant and not show up here misunderstandings.

10th The unemployment rate is probably higher than official statistics reveal! I do not know exactly why that is but a Exarbeitskollege said with that the unofficial unemployment rate probably hovering around the 20% would. Moreover, the many New Zealanders still have a very low salary.

09th The crime has increased in 2007 by 4.9%! increased above-average violent crime within families and drug offenses 12% 38% or at least is the detection rate increased somewhat and here in Northland, it is the highest throughout New Zealand.

08th Education, somehow I have the feeling that no one here, the school will really only make parents the homework of their children, the children leave school early in order to work at Pizzahut or the like and also overall my general education seems more likely not yet Dolle to be! But maybe one is as the German just as bad before.

07th My name is spoken by almost all with a long A and acute ST absolutely what sounds gay, and I mean I'm not a Frenchman * gg *

06th Pollution is still a national sport, oil filters are in the municipal waste, recycling is still in its infancy and outside the cities is at times also burned everything, the green flames look as nice, too * deep breath *. There are also lots of the V8's also like 40 liters per 100km eat, but what does the world! What is also great, that the paper waste is placed in a plastic bag in the Staße * lol * I like the Kiwis!

05th Right of way! Since there is a special thing I'll explain later times in pictures, so you can understand well the better!

04th The international Internet connection is adequate time, but the traffic rates are better than the last shit, 20 GB per month for a Kiwi but already out of reach for us, but a severe limitation when it comes to the selection of new Wiispielen.

03 The isolation of the houses is no isolation, but more than a sign of good will! The morning really is the whole heat escapes from the house and you can freeze at breakfast! An electric oil radiator is not acquired, at least not yet, because I fear that this would be used by Claudi too early and too often * sigh *

02 are printers and associated cartridges from Epson, it separately for the Pacific and the Europe-sized room, and they are incompatible with each other! Ie can not use the cartridges from here * sigh * This is me in my knowledge to be true, the Epson Support NZ and I Nachfüllsätze encouraged.

01 Steiner is true are on Countdown (supermarket) is by far the most expensive beer, Krombacher and Becks there much cheaper! If somehow a state with which I will cope with difficulty.

Sun Well those were the times top 10, ranking may not be taken too seriously, but take it too somehow! Claudia wanted to say again that the food is really great here, either in restaurants or in supermarkets! For me this is rather less of a problem, I think almost always something that tastes good and the variety of person I never was.

Now to NZverkehrsrecht:


So, yes, those are two of the worst traffic situations in NZ! So who has right of way here, with the first picture thinks the sly DE motorists spofort, na may red here but to go first, it is clear! FALSE, Blue here has to NZVerkehrsrecht way! Why? No one knows, but is so!
The 2nd picture is
it still tricky, is red this time of way? No, not this time passed, he must wait to green is likely, however, go from blue, but blue flits in everyday life like in the same shade of green for the Road! So pure chaos of understanding and are so absolutely * not * gg! Present, there is the funny thing with traffic lights, it may happen that in the example has two green red but may go blue and red! That is, then, must wait for blue to red, can not see the red and green has really want to wait for him, and sometimes it goes then so long to go green can also dissolve and the whole * gg *!

Well now you also know a little bit here about the traffic situation, I can only repeat again CHAOS!

Ok, that's about it now but once again with my post, is indeed slow enough times! Next time there is a another video!

greeting, Stefan

Thursday, April 17, 2008

How To Do Card With Planters Facitus

little video in between!

way you love, first I have to request again a download set up opportunity for all the videos we have posted last time so! So you can now enjoy the last video in better quality on your computer at home!

Yes yes, I had announced it in the title I will post a video and we get even more, but now tell first is what I see so in it! So it is a compilation of several recordings that we made during our driving here! It was during our house hunting, so a little older, I wanted you but not denied yet!

Oh nochwas, as some may notice I'm using now is no longer first Google Video, Sevenload but because we pretty much had problems with the upload program from google! If anyone should have problems with Sevenload, just post in the comments and we'll figure something!

Greetings, Stefan


Saturday, April 12, 2008

Dry Period Before Mens

trip to Auckland

4 - 5 hours - pah pah pah! PAH! More than if I constantly interrupted and louder things get asked and even then it is still excessive. Age Meckerfurz ... grumble. ^ ^
Well, there you go. Will times about my week. On Monday I worked on my first offer for a weekend ski-trip for 8-10 people to Queenstown (South Island, its geography zeros * cough cough *). That was not particularly difficult, as long as I have nothing to do with the clients, and to which I might put any questions, brrrr! * G * Werd next week, let's see what people say to my offer. Then it went
on Monday evening after work or even going on to Auckland. Our boss had us booked a suite with separate bedroom in nem-conditioned hotel right next to the Sky Tower (great views!). Suite sounds good, but maybe in the bedroom have two single beds that wegrollerten super easy, once 10 is pushed just inches apart - more space was not even technically. Cara is so drawn immediately to the couch in the "living room". I do not mind, except that the TV (even with SKY) was confiscated so well. We actually had before going to the Monday evening so Ner L'Oreal product launch event with Pröbchen and cocktails (which girls may think so), but we were all really. On Wednesday originally were already dozens of people together tumbled to go out, but then Cara asleep 8:30 and that was the then well done.
The course - an introductory course for the travel agency chain - went from Tuesday to Thursday. I must say even better than that one wanted to really make the day pleasant. There was water, bowls of sweets and such colorful fuzzy-coated wires, from which one could turn funny characters to play, if we were boring times. I was nice! All of this was in the building of our main-uh-wholesale, ie wholesalers, ie the one that the individual services such as accommodation, transfers, tours, etc., and buys from the fund, we can arrange trips. We heard then so loud speeches by various people there, the marketing, pricing, airfares, and blah blah got to know the reservation team with which we have to do it every time we send a request. Some things were really unnecessary and some were really helpful and, God forbid, even motivating. Little too much information overload in the three days maybe. In any case, every day, including lunch and that was also really tasty ... with dessert: D was for breakfast and dinner with the chef's bissl money, was able to time the need to get along really - I find reasonable.
rumzukriegen Friday was also very good. All our office ladies (including I got) the way recently new uniforms (blue shirts). They're actually very smart, not just on Fridays they must bear, for there is "Mufti Friday". Because I have to get used but only - I am first Friday came with beautiful blouse while the other normal things contributed. My boss took me apart from the usual destination matters kindly supplied with a further reading for the weekend and after-work, his book's on sale. So I can then self-study, all without anyone explain what needs to quickly learn the tricks. If it helps ...

Otherwise there's nüscht. If anyone has questions, he can log yes: P weather little autumn term and very cool at night. Donations for heat pump are welcome - please ask for account information separately. Greetings!

Thursday, April 10, 2008

My Wifes First Experience With Another Woman Clip

workshop

So here at last is the video from work, Claudia has been properly omitted saying about my monotonous, and I do a lot of breaks! well I hope you like it still a bit!

First, a little something to the company, we are authorized repair shop for Peugeot, Citroen and Chrysler, that's the biggest disaster schonmal and many are wondering now whether I've always lied when I gasagt the work I do Fun. * Gg * So no I have not lied, but I'd probably be better than just using these vehicles totunglücklich * gg *, we have since, thank God, still plenty of other customers, with Mercedes, BMW and Volkswagen, and since I was a specialist in these brands have, at least, the same times as each customer tells * gg * I think I'm still good at distance to the French vehicles

:-) So now you can to the people in the video its my two colleagues Tim and Mechanics see Steve and of course our boss Peter! In addition, there Mrs Peter, most comes to lunch in the company and his daughter Livi (is a nickname, all I could not remember names to me). Our office lady Kay is unfortunately not there because she was operated on Tuesday at the shoulder and probably will not work for extended periods may first!

So now you can watch the video look at times yes and sorry again for my non-flowing and in addition monotone commentary * gg * I do not want to read the comments, here is the easy times hushed, understand? Oh man, now writes determined before each goes with, well, never mind then there is just no other videos more,-P

Or do I load times up the farewell video from the airport, because on it since you namely:-P

So what I can usually tell you so, I was the last evenings all alone here at home and have since also again tried my sleep schedule up from 24 at 7:15 Clock to convert, on Tuesday there was also the same time standing up in front of the phone ringing * gg * but was indeed a good news! Otherwise, I have the changing quite well liked, even if that is not well continue, since Claudi always dolle is tired and get up also at least 2 hours in front of real Getting up so that they have enough time, the time re-crush * gg * Oh yes, I then, while there are still remains, but sleep does not work more mean!

Sun remains otherwise might be telling us that the I have bought a new monitor, and that because my monitor has survived the trip is not really, as seems applied magnetic influence on anything to have him, so that I could be glad about the last days of a very colorful picture of the new monitor :-) Ok then now is a nice 24 "LCD on which I can start again soon, even with poker .

So that was then now I think everything Claudi will certainly sit down and weekend times and 4-5 hours to write a blog entry of their travel * gg * but hey, some things just have to accept as they I have Grandad

Greetings, Stefan

Here's the video!!



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Wednesday, April 2, 2008

Morton Tender Quick San Diego

So finally all done!

Hi her I wanted to write something again but also to the container! So this morning, the inspector of MAF still has the boxes of vacuum cleaners, plant pots and vacuum cleaners as well as the bike will examine the went so quickly from Amsterdam which I hardly realized that he in the house was * gg *
First, our Balkonpflanzenpötte reviewed, "Are the new?" "No, we have only made clean!" "Very good!" For in the final plant pot I had not even unpacked * gg * "Did you Christmas decoration at the Dekosachen" "Yes, in case 5 and 6 also Christmas is," "There are pine cones or other plant stuff?" "No, we have it all sorted out "" Great then I just have to see the vacuum cleaner "Well that is just shown quickly in the vacuum cleaner bag is not in it and then he's gone again! And I wanted to ask him even if I must pay something for the control. Well it is already report * g *

All in all, everything went really well with our move to NZ, if not now, nor is a subsequent fee because the container too long we had in fitting all is well!

Oh yes, Claudia and I could make it a good half of the I have boxes to unpack, after all, has all the cabinets (yes even Claudis cabinet) and tables set up alone, but no Claudi has decided to stay with one to three hours decided to write journal just so you know, sometimes, what a resource for the Claudi (and nervous for me) is so long to write texts * gg * but I am tolerant * cough *!

So to my video, the beer test video was probably encoded wrong, anyway google video to do anything * sigh * I'll like it or not make another one, which is now much easier, however, * the couch g from *! In addition, there will now finally a workshop video, even if my colleagues are less than enthusiastic * gg * I'll still have to get in front of the lens before they run away!

Ok that's about it first from me again, I am not now as the great writer! Wish you all good and then to beer or video shop video, maybe both!

Greetings, Stefan

PS: I am a beer just remembered that one of our neighbors here drinking Krombacher, that's even a German brand with which I will come to like me, I will lay me because look at the tepid and try to to ask the shop where it could be!